Jack FM gets you to and from work commercial free. We named them the Commercial-Free Workload and Happy Ending. Here are five other names we passed on:

5. No commercial fo-shizzle.

4. The non-stop flippy flap.

3. The commercial-free thing that happens twice every day.

2. Our back-to-back Jack attack.

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1. The blah, blah, blah, commercial-free blah.