You’ve all heard of playing the air guitar, right? And I’m sure you’re aware that there are air guitar competitions out there. A little ridiculous, but whatever. It’s kind of funny if you think about it. But now, “air” competitions have jumped the shark. There’s a new trend my friend came across: air sex competitions.

Yep. You read that correctly.

Now, I don’t know how “new” these competitions are. Judging by the few I saw and the outfits worn, they may have been around since the 1990s. Really? Air sex competitions? Would you really bring a competitor home to your mom? That would be an interesting conversation, now wouldn’t it?

Mom: “Why hello, dear. Tell me, what’s new with you?”
Your date: “Well, this past weekend I was crowned champion of air sexing.”
Mom: “Well isn’t that lovely.”

Yeah, not so much.

Sure you have to keep your clothes on. But really? Isn’t it just like being a mime that humps a lot?

Can’t wait to see what they come up with next!