[Ug-o: Busted, beaten with a bag of hot nickels, beaten with an ugly stick.]

Mildred Baena
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Unless you’ve been in a hole somewhere, you’ve heard the story surrounding Arnold Schwarzenegger and his infidelity. While the adultery wasn’t that much of a surprise in this day and age, his mistress was.

Let me start off by saying that I’m nowhere near beautiful, nor do I have a perfect body. But have you seen Mildred Baena? In the words of Kevin McAlister in the hit movie, “Home Alone,” “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!”

Woof indeed, Kevin.

I’m not saying Maria Shriver is the prettiest person either. Frankly, while sometimes beautiful, oftentimes something about her scares the bejesus out of me. And I get it, they’d been married for eons, so the newness about a different piece of a$$ may be hard to resist.

But with her? Really?

If you’ve ever been cheated on before you know it sucks. It sucks even more when that person is obviously less attractive than you. And I guess it sucks 10 times more when he’s got women who would do anything to “be with” him and still, he chooses someone incredibly fugly.

So ladies, grab your men and keep an eye on those hot blondes. And maybe, just maybe, watch out for those ug-os, too.

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