March Baldness Down to Final Eight Contestants
The battle of the shine heads continue this March. The race is on for the lack of hair. It's anyone's race now between:
In respect of these egg-heads we honor them with the top 5 Jack Balding Jokes.
1. Why do bald men never use keys?
- Because they lost their locks.
2. Why do barbers make such good drivers?
- Because they know all the "short cuts"
3. Why was the ladies hair angry?
- Because she was always teasing it, then went bald
4. Why did the bald magician stuff a rabbit into his hat?
- Because he wanted a head of hare
5. What do you call a pen with no hair?
- A bald point!
If those cheesy jokes didn't make you smirk here's our favorite bald female celebrities to make you gawk.