March Baldness Contestants Still Running Smoothly

The battle of the shine heads continue this March. The race is on for the lack of hair. It's anyone's race now between:

In respect of these egg-heads we honor them with the top 5 Jack Balding Jokes.

1. Why do bald men never use keys?

- Because they lost their locks.

2. Why do barbers make such good drivers?

- Because they know all the "short cuts"

3. Why was the ladies hair angry?

- Because she was always teasing it, then went bald

4. Why did the bald magician stuff a rabbit into his hat?

- Because he wanted a head of hare

5. What do you call a pen with no hair?

- A bald point!

If those cheesy jokes didn't make you smirk here's our favorite bald female celebrities to make you gawk.