People are honestly just....weird....and nuts.

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Uh...so how bad do you really want to go to the Super Bowl in Arizona?

48 hour offer. Very Successful businessmam, looking for one attractive lady, 35-50, fit, to be my PLAYTOY at a very upscale Scottsdale area hotel on Super Bowl Sunday. In exchange, hubby can attend the big game while we play and enjoy great food and drinks in our hotel suite. Everything will be paid for. Private hot tub, private car to take you home at the end of the day. Must enjoy and be open to light domination, bondage, toys, blindfolds, spanking and more. The lady is expected to submit herself to a day of fun. She will be pampered and well taken care of. Safe play, no drugs. Clean, upscale environment. MUST BE D&D free. Pictures are required with your response. I will provide mine in return.

 

I’m dominant, 50 shades of grey kind of guy, attractive, professional, well mannered and respectful. Behind closed doors, you will be mine to do as I please. Serious and real responses only please.

 

Once the details are worked out, a private car will be sent to pick up the lady at 11:30 a.m. The driver will deliver the ticket at this time. The wife and I will meet over drinks and lunch followed by obvious playtime. Our date will end a couple hours after the game. Again, this for real, no flakes please. NOTE: The lady may make one special request of something she would like to see happen during the day. I’m open. No pics, no response.

 

Michael

Michael...one question: does your offer come with a free divorce lawyer?

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