1. A remote control buffalo

2. "A unicorn that poops rainbows."

3. "A 'penis' book." (The kid meant Peanuts, but couldn't say it).

4. "Change my name to Batman."

5. "A box of condoms." The kid was around eight or nine.

6. "A lifetime supply of peanut butter so my dog will lick my face forever."

7. "To know how elves reproduce."

8. "A gumball machine filled with avocados."

9. "To destroy all Backstreet Boys CD's."

10. "For the neighbor lady to stop coming over when my mom is at work."