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13 People Who Should Replace Lindy Ruff as Buffalo Sabres Head Coach

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In case you missed it, this just happened:

I’m not surprised, but I am. The organization had to do something, what with the Sabres god-awful performance this season and all (I won’t even touch the last few seasons), but it’s still hard to picture anyone else behind the Sabres bench.

Nonetheless, it’s done. Lindy Ruff’s gone. Which means the question on everyone’s mind is: Who is the next Buffalo Sabres head coach?

Allow me to offer my suggestions.


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Rob Ray

 
 

He's already between the benches, so why not just move him over a little bit?

 
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Chan Gailey

 
 

I mean, he's out of a job.

 
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Angela Stefano

The Elmwood Bubble Man

 
 

Assistant Coach: The Lady In White, also of Elmwood Avenue fame.

 
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Ralph Cox

 
 

A.k.a., the last guy cut from 1980's Team USA (i.e., the 'Miracle' team).

 
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Sabretooth

 
 

He's probably the NHL mascot with the most attitude. You've gotta admire that. Plus, how funny would it be to watch him interact with the players and refs?

 
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Ralph Wilson

 
 

...Although he may only last a few years.

 
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Gordon Bombay

 
 

Emilio Estevez isn't doing anything, right?

 
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Taro Tsujimoto

 
 

Would that make the Sabres Manti Te'o?

 
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Happy Gilmore

 
 

While we're talking about fictional people, why not?

 
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Tim Thomas

 
 

As long as the Sabres don't win the Cup while Obama's in office, it's all good.

 
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Matt Barnaby

 
 

Actually, on second thought...

 
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Brett Hull

 
 

JK, JK!

 
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Paul Rene

 
 

Hey, the Bills did it!

 

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