This week, it was revealed that Miss Lindsay Lohan may have stolen a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. Poor Lindsay, can’t she catch a break? Ugh.

This girl is dumb. Like uber dumb. Let’s start with what we know:
- The necklace goes missing the very same day Lindz is shopping at that jewelry store
- Shortly thereafter, the good ol’ paparazzi snap images of Lil’ Lo wearing the missing necklace

’Nuff said.

I can’t help but scream “REALLY?!” at this. Not only is this girl a major train wreck, but she’s also a horrible thief. And, here’s the kicker (or another kicker), she’s done it before! Lindz “allegedly” stole someone’s fur coat (P.S. fur is murder!) from a club and was photographed in said coat the next day.

Now the necklace has been returned to police. But the story I read was that it was leaked that the Po-Po got a search warrant for her house. Coincidence?

Lindsay, I think I speak for most of America when I say, get a grip and get a life.

In the end, maybe she wanted to get caught. We all know that this poor girl doesn’t get very much attention.