i•ro•ny noun, plural -nies.
1. The use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning

In Alanis Morissette’s song Ironic the Canadian songstress sings of things “like rain on your wedding day, free ride when you've already paid, good advice that you just didn't take. Who would've thought... it figures.” I wonder if she can update a version for ex Colorado Sherriff Patrick Sullivan. Not only is it ironic that this former U.S. National Sheriff of the Year has been arrested, accused of offering methamphetamine in exchange for sex from a male acquaintance.

The lawman is now incarcerated in the same jail that is…wait for it…NAMED AFTER HIM! The Patrick J. Sullivan Jr. Detention Facility has a new resident, Patrick J. Sullivan Jr..

What is not ironic about this whole thing? Now, he is REALLY going to get the male companionship he was looking for - CLICK HERE  to read the whole story