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Lame Pick-Up Lines That Might (or Might Not) Work [NSFW]

I used to have a very funny pick-up line based on the “Milk. It does a body good” campaign in the early ’90s (which just goes to show how long it’s been since I used a pick-up line).

I would strike up a conversation with a girl, and when the moment felt right, I would, in a self-effacing way, say, “I might not look like much now, but I’m drinking milk, and in a few years, I’ll look like that guy,” and I would point too the best looking guy in the bar.

Sometimes it got a laugh, but most times, I just got that odd look (Hey, I never said it worked!). Nothing like falling flat on your face with a lame pick up line. Then again sometimes you want to try pick up lines even if you know they’re going to fail.

So were asking Jack FM listeners to tell us the best and worst pick up lines they ever used or had used on them. One listener asked “Why use pick up lines at all?” We say life isn’t complete until some dude comes up to you and says “Nice shoes, Wanna F###?”

One woman had a guy tell her she had nice shoes. She asked him if he was gay. She found out the next morning that he was not.

The Cheesiest pick up lines so far (and I swear these guys said they worked):

“You would look good on the back of my bike.”

“Wanna come over for pizza and —-? What you don’t like pizza?”

The funniest responses so far:

“I don’t like this anymore than you do.”

“Get in my van”.

What’s the oddest pickup line you’ve used? What’s the oddest pickup line that’s been used on you? Did they work? Tell us about them on the Facebook comment section below and try to keep them clean.

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