This is exactly what we might have come to expect from Kendra Wilkinson, ex-Playmate, amateur sex tape producer and self proclaimed “Biggest Celebrity Fan” of the Olive Garden restaurant.

In this promo video for ‘Kendra on Top’ (we see what you did there), the insanely hot sex symbol that used to date Hugh Hefner attempts to rap about her upcoming show on WE TV. We’re not exactly sure if she wrote the lyrics to this little ditty or not, but what we can tell you is that this video is a lot better with the sound turned off.

Come to think of it, what is there left for a girl to do after she shacks up with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, sells a sex tape for nearly $700,000 and makes an appearance in a Nickleback video?

Although we must admit to being fans of the following lyric: “And truth be told though I ain’t a great speller, my Twitter’s blowin’ up and my books are bestsellers.” Your move Swizz Beatz.