For some reason, I’ve been watching the Travel Channel. A lot. And with this viewing comes raging jealousy – wouldn’t it be great to get paid to travel the world to eat a bunch of food?

Despite the occasional front row seat to an animal slaughtering and the fact that I’m afraid to eat seafood, I could easily see myself on a show like Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations. He has one of the best jobs. Ever.

I’d even want to take the place of Adam Richman (the biggest tool on TV) on Man v. Food. I’m all for stuffing my face to win a free t-shirt.

Where do I sign up?