This man is now likely more famous than you, because he stuffed five dollars worth of quarters in his belly button and posted it on YouTube. You are probably asking “WTF?” and we are too. Here are your choices:

  1. He lost his Helly Kitty change purse and this was the next best thing.
  2. His laundromat’s change machine broke, so he decided to become one.
  3. He decided that it wasn’t his dancing that was going to get him on the Ellen show.
  4. He has recession fever.
  5. He wants to win some kind of world record.