Jack’s March Baldness-Our Top 5 Bald Movie Characters
JACK’s MARCH BALDNESS is underway so let me pay homage to the 5 greatest bald movie bad a**es in the biz. Sorry Samson, these dudes don’t need locks to rock!
John MaClane (Bruce Willis):
Live Free Or Die Hard. Okay so he had hair when the franchise started but come on, he shot down a helicopter with a police car! Yippie-Kai-Yay
John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson):
Shaft. Throws badges like Ninja stars and punks like tissue paper.
Professor Charles Xavier (Patrick Stewart):
X-Men. Dude can mess with your mind harder than the hot girl. ‘Nuff said!
Frank Martin (Jason Statham):
Transporter 1, 2, 3 He has rules that he breaks. And when he does it’s a high speed, high action thrill ride!
Professor Henry Jones, Sr. (Sean Connery):
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. So he carries an umbrella. Who else can get you through to capture the Holy Grail?