If you win Jack's four-wheeler, you should probably buy all your friends helmets. And aspirin. And make sure they have the closest hospital on speed dial.

Oh, sure,  you'll be the one driving, but judging by the videos we've found so far, they'll be the ones getting injured.

You've got until our Labor Day party at Mickey Rats, when we'll give away our pimped-out KYMCO 4x4 from Don George's Sports Center, to make sure your friends are prepared.