Just because we forgot your birthday doesn't mean you should forget ours. Despite what the pundits said, Jack FM is turning six this year and we're celebrating at Mickey Rats and Captain Kidds on Memorial Day. And to thank you for listening to Jack FM (even if it was only by accident) were giving you the gifts.

Enter to win a Suzuki Four Wheeler, a Budweiser Kayak, Free Gas, and thousands in cash and prizes. Admission is free before 2 pm, so get there early because we know you're way too cheap to pay for this. We hope to see you at Mickey Rats and Captain Kidds on Memorial Day, but now we have to get back to our computer and figure out the 15,000th funny way to say “Playing What We Want.”