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Jack FM’s Anti-Academy Awards — And the Winners Are…

The 2013 Oscar nominees have officially been announced, and with the awards show right around the corner, we felt that it was time to announce our nominations for Jack FM’s Anti-Academy Awards. We nominated 12 films based on very specific categories and listed them here for you to read and look out for on the night of the Oscars.

So, below are the nominees for Jack FM’s 1st Annual Anti-Academy Awards.


CATEGORY: Actors With Hair Plugs Who Are Desperate For Roles
TITLE: Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance
STARRING: Nicholas Cage and no one else you’ve ever heard of.

GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE/Facebook
GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE/Facebook

CATEGORY: Movies That Are Also Board Games
TITLE: Battleship
STARRING: Overrated pop singer, Liam Neeson, girl with boobs, guy with squinty eyes, ships.

Battleship/Facebook
Battleship/Facebook

CATEGORY: Scary Fish in 3D
TITLE: Piranha
STARRING: Some really mean fish.

Piranha 3D/Facebook
Piranha 3D/Facebook

CATEGORY: What Was Adam Sandler Thinking?
TITLE: That’s My Boy
STARRING: Adam Sandler and that guy from SNL with a butt chin

That's My Boy/Facebook
That’s My Boy/Facebook

CATEGORY: Actors Who Shouldn’t Grow Facial Hair
TITLE: Raven
STARRING: John Cusack, goatee.

The Raven/Facebook
The Raven/Facebook

CATEGORY: Movies You Wish You Could Unsee
TITLE: One for the Money
STARRING: Izzy from Grey’s Anatomy.

One For the Money/Facebook
One For the Money/Facebook

CATEGORY: Katy Perry
TITLE: Katy Perry: Part of Me
STARRING: Katy Perry.

Katy Perry - Part Of Me/Facebook
Katy Perry – Part Of Me/Facebook

CATEGORY: Creepy Little Boys Who Grow From Plants
TITLE: The Odd Life of Timothy Green
STARRING: Jennifer Garner, Other Dude with nice five-o’clock shadow.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green (FanPage)/Facebook
The Odd Life of Timothy Green (FanPage)/Facebook

CATEGORY: Gross Romantic Hookups
TITLE: Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
STARRING: Steve Carell, Keira Knightly, No Chemistry.

Seeking a Friend for The End of the World/Facebook
Seeking a Friend for The End of the World/Facebook

CATEGORY: Movies That Aren’t Cruel Intentions
TITLE: This Means War
STARRING: Reese Witherspoon, Not Ryan Phillippee.

This Means War/Facebook
This Means War/Facebook

CATEGORY: Romantic Comedy
TITLE: Prometheus
STARRING: Michael Fassbender, a few aliens.

Prometheus/Facebook
Prometheus/Facebook

CATEGORY: Tom Cruise Scaring People in Makeup
TITLE: Rock of Ages
STARRING: Tom Cruise with long hair, chubby Alec Baldwin, others.

Rock of Ages (Movie)/Facebook
Rock of Ages (Movie)/Facebook

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