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I, Ho-bot:The Future of Sex[NSFW,VIDEO]

Danger, Will Robinson. The end is near. Researchers say Sex Robots will take over the world by 2050. Roxxxy is the robotic Eve and the future of sex. Hide your kids, hide your wife because this beta tested beauty is disease free and ready to rumble. She boasts artificial intellegince,human-like skin and she gyrates like Shakira.Put her on skank mode and get ready for a real Roomba Rompous! But hold on there C-3P0, she’s gonna cost ya 5 to 10 grand.

“So what are you Roxxy? Like 5’10, 120″

“No, I’m only 60 pounds”


Roxxy debuted last year at the AVN Expo in Las Vegas and was created by robotics expert Douglas Hines (He looks exactly as I expected a Sex Robot creator would look) and now New Zealand researchers say these real life fembots will cause sex tourism to explode with brothels full of sexy blade runner replicants, boasting disease free robotic companionship including lap dances, massages, and straight sex.

Researchers point to a future where John’s could pay over $13,000 to get with these I, Ho-bot hotties, but Bunny Ranch owners claim that the robot sex toys will never replace the real thing.

“Those Australian researchers ought to come to the Bunny Ranch to see what real American sex is like – there’s no way to duplicate it,” Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof told CBS Las Vegas .

“At the Bunny Ranch, we say ‘it’s not just the sex, it’s an adventure’ – and often times it’s more about the adventure than it is the sex.”

Hines of, unbelievably suggested that Robot Sex is great because it doesn’t exploit women! What! Try telling that to your wife or girlfriend.

“Underage women are exploited to meet the desires of others, whereas with the robots, there is no exploitation of anyone.” Hines claimed.

One thing I don’t understand. All this technology,and they just can’t seem to get rid of that surprised look.


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