Guys, if you remembered that today is Valentine's Day (you did remember, didn't you?) there is a pretty good chance that you screwed something up.

Don't forget the 50/50/90 rule, if you have a 50/50 chance of doing something right, there is a 90% probability you will screw it up. Of all the days to forget or screw up, don't let it be this day (or your anniversary, her birthday, where your first date/kiss was etc...). She will never let you forget it. Ever.

If and when you screw up Valentine's Day, your girlfriend/fiancee/wife will probably be pretty upset and will twist every excuse you have. Don't worry we are here tohelp. Sit down, shut up and take notes. This is how you apologize for ruining Valentine's Day.

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