Happy Thanksgiving Canada, This Is What I Am Thankful For
Today is Columbus Day in the United States and Thanksgiving in Canada. Seeing as I do not have off from work for either I decided to scrap my post on the misconceptions about Columbus and decided to post this blog for our neighbors to the North. Oh, Canada here are my TOP 10 things that I am thankful for. TOP 10 THINGS I THANK CANADA FOR (in no particular order)
ADULT ENTERTAINMENT COMPLEXES
Not since the Dollar Store has a dollar gone so far in making me smile.
½ Chicken and rib combo all white meat on the chicken, Chalet sauce for the fries, and BBQ for the bird.
Yeah I know it’s a Swedish store but the closest one to me is in Canada.
Even though Lacrosse IS REALLY your national past-time, I love the fastest team sport. Not so much for the Maple Leaf fans.
XXX is not just for porn anymore.
When Saturday Night Live sucked SCTV saved. Who can forget the players: John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Catherine O’Hara, Harold Ramis, Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis, and Martin Short. Remember the characters they created: Bob and Doug McKenzie, The Shmenge Brothers, Count Floyd and Ed Grimley among so many others.
Sorry RUSH fans, I have to grab a soda with Kim. Plus, Kim plays Buffalo around OUR Thanksgiving almost every year.
Not only was Tim a Buffalo Sabres, his coffee has whole communities addicted!
It’s a cleaner version of New York City!
GOOD NEIGHBORS TO HAVE
We never talk about building a wall for you guys eh!? And it’s good to know that if the United States ever runs out of natural resources we can just ask you.
*Footnote: I have heard that Montreal has some of the most beautiful women in the world, and Vancouver some of the best clubs (see #1)