Telling this story gets me mad, but this sign is hilarious.

I live on the corner of my street, by a stop sign and every morning there would be dog poo by the stop sign. Sometimes, it would be on my side of the sidewalk on my front lawn.

It's obnoxious, but it's really obnoxious when you're trying to cut the lawn and you hit it (you know what I'm talking about if you have a dog). So, I started keeping a shovel outside because it was happening every single day.

One day I caught the guy and instead of confronting him I watched where he lived, picked up the poo and threw it back on his front porch for him.

Flash forward a few months and it must be happening because, on the opposite side of the street, the old guy printed out this sign and put it on the light post.

I'm dying laughing hahahah