Justin is getting married this summer and can't afford tickets to see this Tuesday's Dave Matthews Band show. It's his fiance's favorite band. Last night at an appearance in the Cobblestone District, to celebrate our independence from tyranny, I gave the power to the people. I asked them to tell me what they would do for Dave Matthews tickets? What Justin and his best friend Chris (last names left out to protect the innocent) agreed to do is just plain tyrannical. Justin licked the bottom of his friends sndal and kissed him full on the mouth. Weird thing is Chris didn't get anything. Enjoy the show with your future wife Justin, hope we make the wedding video.