Glenn Danzig Suing Everyone On Earth

Glenn Danzig was never one of the "Normal" guys.

His music is enough to make you keep the lights on when you sleep, but we're not talking about that.

It's his day to day life that seems to getting stranger by the minute.

JACK just got word that Glenn Danzig has filed a lawsuit against the entire Human race.

This is being done thru a real court system and some poor Judge has to look at this case and decide if it he has a chance.

Seeing that it would take two and a half Billion court dates, JACK thinks he might not get his day(s) in court.

We also think that Judge Judy would laugh him out of her court room.

Take a look at classic Danzig, when his only problem was his Mother.

Happy Mother's Day from JACK FM!