‘George Clooney is Still Not Gay’ and Other Celebrity News No One Cares About
Did you know that George Clooney has a sister? Ermagerd, he’s JUST LIKE US! Her name is Adelia Zeidler, and while she doesn’t exactly possess the same “style” that her Sexiest Man Alive brother does, she sure is on his side.
Clooney’s sexuality has been in question for years and years, and I’m pretty sure the people questioning are all gay men just because they just want to steal another one for their team. Well, you can’t have him! YOU GOT ANDERSON COOPER. WHEN WILL ENOUGH BE ENOUGH?
Anyway, according to Zeidler, her brother is totally not gay.
Speaking of worthless information, here’s some more trash to fill your brain with so you have talking points the next time you’re stuck in the break room with your co-workers.
- Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson boarded a plane. A plane. A real, live plane. I’ll give you a minute to come down from that one.
- Alec Baldwin is keeping up with his 28-year-old wife by doing push-ups! I ALWAYS find myself uncontrollably attracted to men who are almost 20 years older than me when I see them doing studly stuff like that.
- Jenny McCarthy admitted that she tried to have sex with a tree once. Who hasn’t?
- Taylor Swift announced that she would “do” a ginger. And you thought celebs were only offering charity to Hurricane Sandy victims.
- Lauren Conrad would like you to know that her hair takes seven hours.
Aren’t you glad you read this?