Did you know that George Clooney has a sister? Ermagerd, he's JUST LIKE US! Her name is Adelia Zeidler, and while she doesn't exactly possess the same "style" that her Sexiest Man Alive brother does, she sure is on his side.

Clooney's sexuality has been in question for years and years, and I'm pretty sure the people questioning are all gay men just because they just want to steal another one for their team. Well, you can't have him! YOU GOT ANDERSON COOPER. WHEN WILL ENOUGH BE ENOUGH?

Anyway, according to Zeidler, her brother is totally not gay.

Speaking of worthless information, here's some more trash to fill your brain with so you have talking points the next time you're stuck in the break room with your co-workers.

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