Google is a good listener. A really good listener. A creepily good listener. So says YouTuber Comediva in the highly-amusing video short, ‘G-Male.’

In it, we’re told Google can solve problems we don’t even know we have — even finding the perfect boyfriend. His name, of course, is G-Male, and he’s able to predict what we need before we need it. Which can be fantastically convenient or annoyingly clingy, depending on your point of view.

Take a look: