Being a Freeloader means you'll do anything for a buckAnd yes we mean 1 dollar.

What may seem like a typical Friday night.. is actually a Sunday evening at Mickey Rats and Capitan Kidds. The powder... sugar. The take 1 dollar for Freeloader Joe to Motorboat a Funnel-Cake.

Freeloader Joe stands by his claim taken from the late great Rodney Dangerfield "I don't do coke... just like the way it smells"