Hey there, sailor. It's time to batten down the hatches. A scary storm's a brewin' just in time for Halloween, and we've got just what you need to make it through.

Threats from a local newscaster...

@HeatherLyWGRZ, Twitter

...inappropriate jokes...

@amacvittie, Twitter

...and a chick that needs to rethink her priorities...

@sarahconnelly19, Twitter

...and be more like this guy...

@DinoMonk, Twitter

...because we have hope for a better second Halloweekend.

@UB_Problems, Twitter

Oh, and a YouTube superstar stranded in Buffalo that parties in style.

@NathanRyan, Twitter

But don't forget, Halloween has serious issues.

@natalie_vetter, Twitter

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