Hey there, sailor. It's time to batten down the hatches. A scary storm's a brewin' just in time for Halloween, and we've got just what you need to make it through.

Threats from a local newscaster...

@HeatherLyWGRZ, Twitter
@HeatherLyWGRZ, Twitter
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...inappropriate jokes...

@amacvittie, Twitter
@amacvittie, Twitter
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...and a chick that needs to rethink her priorities...

@sarahconnelly19, Twitter
@sarahconnelly19, Twitter
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...and be more like this guy...

@DinoMonk, Twitter
@DinoMonk, Twitter
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...because we have hope for a better second Halloweekend.

@UB_Problems, Twitter
@UB_Problems, Twitter
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Oh, and a YouTube superstar stranded in Buffalo that parties in style.

@NathanRyan, Twitter
@NathanRyan, Twitter
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But don't forget, Halloween has serious issues.

@natalie_vetter, Twitter
@natalie_vetter, Twitter
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