Last week, tickets went on sale for the NKOTBSB concert. Holy. Crap. Two boy bands, one stage? Where do I sign up?

Unfortunately, I didn’t get tickets. My BFF, Jill and I were very upset. However, said BFF sent me a link Monday morning that blew my freaking mind: NKOTB has a cruise.

A boat, in the Caribbean, for five days, with NKOTB.

Say what?? (This is why she’s my BFF, because she finds things like this.)

I seriously thought she was kidding. A boy band and a cruise ship? It’s like I died and went to heaven. (Check it out at http://www.nkotbcruise.com/)

My sister said it sounded a little desperate. Maybe a little, but I don’t care.

Jill and I squealed like tweenage girls meeting the one and only Justin Bieber. We didn’t care about the cost (pretty affordable, by the way), we were ready to book. Upon further review, however, we found that the cruise is – of course – sold out.

Damn.