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Election Winner Predicted Accurately in Two Separate, and Highly Unscientific, Polls — So it Must Be Right

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Forget the pundits, forget Ohio — Jack FM has predicted the winner for this year’s election using two unscientific polls that have accurately predicted past elections (making it scientific in our book). First there is the Halloween Mask poll that has correctly predicted the last four presidents. President Obama is on his way to a landslide victory with an overwhelming 60 percent to 40 percent lead in our exit polls.

Meanwhile, voting continues in the 7-11 coffee poll, and President Obama once again holds a 60 percent to 40 percent lead, with about 80 percent of the voting in. The coffee poll has correctly predicted our last three presidents and has mirrored actual election results almost perfectly.

Hey, they may call these polls unscientific, but they haven’t been wrong yet. So no need to wait up to hear about Ohio, Ohio, Ohio and watch the networks try and top each other with gimmicky election graphics. The results are in, and they’ve never been wrong.

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