I know the holidays can be stressful, but what would make you want to attack and violate a painting. And not just any painting, a $30 MILLION DOLLAR oil-on-canvas called "1957-J no.2", by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still. msnbc.com reports that 36 year old Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work that was on display in a Denver gallery.

Did she have a problem with the deceased artist? Let me go out on a limb and say, I can bet alcohol was involved, along with the high altitude.  I have been to Denver and drinking at that altitude is NOT a myth, you get messed up fast!

Maybe it's menopause? Ladies, is 36 to young for that?

Mid-life crisis? I think the TAT on her adams apple takes care of that.

Way to put the a** in Picasso?