Clown on Golfcart Gets DWI in Batavia
Clowns are people too, the most frightening creatures on Earth, but people nonetheless. While DWI’s usually nothing to laugh about, we find the thought of a clown drunkenly driving a stolen golf cart hilarious.
James R. Straub of Massachusetts was charged with driving while intoxicated Sunday night after a golf-cart was reported stolen from Terry Hills Golf Course. The driver was allegedly dressed like a clown, and refused to take a breathalyzer before being sent to the county jail.
This just marks one more way clowns can get you. Not only can they hide in drains or photo albums like in the movies, now they can get you on the road by driving drunk in a golf cart.