Church Looks Like A Huge Weiner From Space

The Center for Spiritual Seeking in Dixon, IL has a beautiful new building, however I don't think anyone looked at the blueprints too closely. Luckily for the internet, we have big sophisticated satellites orbiting the Earth that are normally used for super important things like communications and spying on countries we don't like. They can also be used for looking at things all over the globe that look like giant phallic symbols. Oh, and it's time to man landscape.