Four days after beginning their Different Devil tour, Chickenfoot have released a video announcing the tour dates. While the timing seems random at best, it fits in with the theme of the clip that features Joe Satriani wearing a blonde wig and Civil War general mustache, and Michael Anthony sporting a porn-stache.

After 95 seconds of live footage, the video turns to the group — including Sammy Hagar and mohawked road drummer Kenny Aronoff — at a conference room table. They’re hashing out the details of the tour with their new Environmental Design Coordinator For Rock And Roll, and Hagar seems skeptical of all the grand designs his bandmates want to fit in three thousand-seat theaters.

“I’m kinda worried,” Satriani says, “the lasers look good, but they use that technology to remove hair. “I spent a lot of money on my new hair.” Aronoff says he’s got a drum kit similar to the roller coaster ride kit Motley Crue‘s Tommy Lee had in 2011. Amidst this confusion, tour dates scroll at the bottom of the screen.

Fans probably shouldn’t get too excited for the lasers, drum kit or even Satriani’s new hairdo. Instead, Chickenfoot is more likely to rely on songs from their two albums, including 2011′s ‘III.’

Watch Chickenfoot’s 2012 Tour Announcement
Chickenfoot’s Different Devil Tour Dates

5/09 – Denver, Colo.

5/11 – Minneapolis, Minn.

5/12 – Chicago, Ill.

5/14 – Boston, Mass.

5/18 – Atlantic City, N.J.

5/19 – Uncasville, Conn.

5/21 – New York, N.Y.

5/23 – St. Louis, Mo.

5/25 – Thackerville, Okla.

5/27 – Pryor, Okla.

5/29 – Houston, Texas

5/31 – Tucson, Ariz.

6/01 – Las Vegas, Nev.

6/03 – Portland, Ore.

6/05 – Vancouver, B.C.

6/06 – Seattle, Wash.

6/09 – Santa Barbara, Calif.

6/10 – Los Angeles, Calif.