If you are like me you have even thought about Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day comes once a year and is still a ridiculous way to try and get people to spend money on stuff they don't really need.

There are a ton of ways to get your sweetie (or nightmare behind closed doors) something special. Use your brain, take them somewhere they like, make them something... do something courteous. They don't need the candy or the hearts or the jewelry... they need your love and to know you appreciate them. So make sure you do something.

If you want you can follow my lead and just steal them from other people in your office building or other place of work. We highly suggest not doing this though as is might piss some people off.