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Love ‘Splash’? Meet Hannah ‘The Real Life’ Mermaid
Man’s attraction to mermaids has been a sexually confusing one. The difficulties have been explored in shows like ‘Futurama‘ and ‘Family Guy’. Sweet upper half usually covered by flowing locks or sea shells, ‘pretty’ lower half but, well, no vagina. Plus, knowing how a fish smells and how some vaginas smell, we can’t really imagine it being all that great if they did have one. It’s known as “The Mermaid Problem“. That doesn’t mean there isn’t a market for women posing as mermaids, as Hannah Fraser has proved.
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How to Act Like a Model On Twitter
Ah, the model life. Some think it’s simple and luxurious but ask just about any model and she’ll rattle off a laundry list of #hotgirlproblems – from the high level of travel required, their restrictive diets, and, of course, creepy dudes staring at them.
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Malin Akerman — Crush of the Day
May 12th was Malin’s 34th birthday. The Canadian actress of Swedish descent got into modeling and acting at the age of 5, and actually won the Ford Model Search in Canada at 17. The Great White North decided to keep her from us until she portrayed Freak Show’s wife in 2004′s ‘Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle’. Now, we can’t look at Oreo’s Double Stuff without getting awkwardly aroused.
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Danielle Hunt — Babe of the Day
Danielle’s a 21-year-old model, bartender, and certified Nursing Assistant from Greenfield, Indiana who now lives in Indianapolis.
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Who’s the Hot Girl In the Hardee’s Jalapeno Face Commercial?
Hardee’s keeps it simple with their advertising – pump out hardcore food porn that’s overflowing with larger than life close-ups and slow-motion then shift the senses into visual overload with smoking hot sex symbols.
Paris Hilton, Padm
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Chelsea Grimland – Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 25-year-old model who was raised in Elko, Nevada then moved to Phoenix after high school.
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Alba Verdugo – Babe of the Day
Alba’s a 27 year old model and biologist from Scottsdale, Arizona that comes to us courtesy of The Babe Spot.
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Wisconsin Man Bill Wisth Protests Getting Cut Off From All-You-Can-Eat Fish Fry
There are a ton of guys out there who claim to have no shame in their game, but Wisconsin resident Bill Wisth takes the cake… or should we say all-you-can-eat fish fry. The 6’6,” 350 lbs. mountain of a man claims he had 12 pieces of fried fish before a supposedly “all you can eat” seafood restaurant — ‘Chuck’s Place’ — tried to persuade him to leave with an additional eight pieces to go.
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Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
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Ashton Kutcher Debuts His Steve Jobs Look — Is He Convincing?
No one’s ever accused Ashton Kutcher of being smart. He played an airhead on ‘That 70s Show’ and some of his decisions — like his controversial “brownface” PopChips commercial and that Joe Paterno tweet — are evidence of that. But, he was smart enough to hop on the ‘Two and a Half Men’ train and to land the role of a lifetime, playing Steve Jobs for the Apple founder’s biopic, which just started shooting and is scheduled to release in 2013.
However, the bigger question is: Was it a smart decision by the film’s producers to cast Kutcher as Jobs?
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Crazy Sex Laws — 10 More You’re Probably Breaking Right Now
Back in early February, we told you about 10 crazy sex laws that actually exist. In that piece of journalistic excellence, we examined just where you CAN’T get away with porking fat animals, drinking, shooting your gun, or swearing while between the sheets. Crazy sex laws are fun for everyone, except people caught in the act.
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Wendy Fiore – Babe of the Day
Wendy’s a 27-year-old Italian and Polish glamour model originally from Chicago who now lives in West Hollywood, California.