Check Out the Rolling Stones Amazing New Single “Doom and Gloom”
The Rolling Stones are back, and the geriatric rockers still have it. The new single is called "Doom and Gloom", with lead singer Mick Jagger complaining about the world's problems like a war, hunger, poverty, and fracking for fossil fuels...
Jimmy Fallon Takes You Inside Mr. Romney’s Neighborhood
Head to Mr. Romney's neighborhood and you'll learn a new word, "choke", which is what President Obama did in the debate according to this late night spoof. You'll also head to the land of make believe, where most of Romney's debate facts came from...
Sassy Ursula Halloween Costume Ignores the Big and Beautiful
A cartoon movie character portrayed as fat and ugly is stirring some controversy this Halloween because you can’t be fat to wear her Halloween costume (maybe ugly).
Wealth Gap Between Congress and Average Americans Widens [OPINION]
It’s no secret that politicians are paid too much, but even in the worst of economic times the gap between Congress and average Americans continues to widen according to a Washington Post report.
Buffalo Bills Allow San Francisco to Set Ridiculous NFL Record
Just how bad were the Buffalo Bills yesterday? The San Francisco 49'ers set an NFL record with 300 yards passing and 300 yards rushing, a mark that no NFL team has ever achieved. If it looked like the 49'ers were going up and down the field, they were.
What Humans Will Look Like in the Year 3000
I once had a theory that aliens were actually humans in the future. Their heads made bigger to account for increased intelligence, and because of the constant use of a mouse, two wirey fingers would replace the need for five. Turns out, I'm at least partially right, if the article in this week's 'Th…
Liam Neeson Doesn’t Know Jack About Football
Celebrities will do anything to pimp their new movies, which is exactly what Liam Neeson did when he showed up at ESPN to promote Taken 2. Problem is, nobody told him it was a show about football. Neeson apparently didn't know they were live, and knowing nothing about football tried to stop the…
Inducting Rush and Heart Into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Would Make it Less of a Joke
Alright, it’s time the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame got it right. Thankfully, they were wise enough to nominate Rush and Heart this year, but what are the chances these perineal rockers will actually get voted in? Listen, I'm no Kiss fan, but they deserve to be in …
So, Ah — What’s Simpson-Bowles? Jack’s Master Debaters have the Answer
Problem with presidential debates is the candidates assume that the common voter is going to know what the heck they are talking about. During last night's debate between Mitt Romney and Barrack Obama they talked about Simpson-Bowles. For the record, the plan has nothing to do with Homer, Jessi…
Illuminated Grain Elevators Provide Glimpse of Buffalo’s Waterfront Future
Cars pulled over to the side of the road last night (Tuesday, October 2) to catch a glimpse as the Erie County Harbor Development Corporation tested a lighting process that illuminated the grain mills in the Outer Harbor.