John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Metal Albums with Googly Eyes Will Make Your Day Better
What's more brutal than your favorite metal albums? Your favorite metal albums -- with googly eyes.
The Story of Stockings and His Birth Defect Had Us Tearing Up
Meet Stockings. He's a happy cat who loves to wrestle, is curious about the world around him and enjoys playing around. But his birth defect has made life a little harder for him.
Watch This Attack on Taylor Swift During Her Grammy Performance
It seems as if Taylor Swift suffered an attack during her performance at the 56th Grammy Awards. It was so quick that not many saw it. Well, here's the video.
Vin Diesel Dances to Beyonce and Announces ‘Riddick’ Sequel
So, while the world might know Vin Diesel as a huge action hero and all-around tough guy, they might not know that he's a pretty damn good dancer.
We Never Thought We’d See This Kind of Footage in the Wild
We have some penguins, a caracara bird and some eggs. It seems like a normal scene for a nature film, right? What happens next might shock you.
10 Most Hilarious Amazon Customer Reviews of the $39,997.99 Samsung 85-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV
People have taken to leaving comments on a listing for a Samsung 85-inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon. We've culled 10 of the most hilarious comments.
Pay Attention or You’ll Be Shocked By What Happens Too
Reporters out in the field always need to be prepared for the unexpected. As for this WAFF reporter, nothing could have prepared her for what happened on air.
We’d Freak Out if This Happened to Us on Our Porch
An elderly couple in Pasadena were about to step out of the house when they noticed they weren't alone on the porch.
Neill Blomkamp Rumored to Return to Halo
The live-action 'Halo' series was announced not too long ago, around the time that the Xbox One was unveiled. Though news about the series has been almost non-existent lately, it's now been reported that the pilot for the new 'Halo' series will be directed by Neill Blomkamp.
Marlboro Marijuana Cigarettes – Are These the Real Thing?
You may or may not have heard about Marlboro's purported announcement that they'll be manufacturing marijuana cigarettes. Get the truth here.