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10 Reasons You Have No Chance of Winning a Gold Medal — The Funnies
The Olympics are finally here and you’re watching in anticipation. You love the coverage of every Olympic event, and you find yourself running home after work to watch Michael Phelps splish splash his way to victory. The floor routines in female gymnastics leave you giddy, while the volleyball coverage makes you squirm with delight.
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10 New Career Options for Batman — The Funnies
Christopher Nolan’s epic conclusion to ‘The Dark Knight’ trilogy opens this weekend. If this is the end of Batman’s caped crusade — what will he do afterwards?
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10 Ways to Stay Sane During Your Summer Family Vacation — The Funnies
We’re in the middle of the dog days of summer. It keeps getting hotter, and the kids on your block keep getting louder. The looming family vacation is putting you on edge, but there are ways to keep it interesting.
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The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse
Just imagine it. You’re barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills? You’re too terrified to make any quick decisions
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‘The Avengers’ Themed Cocktails Will Get Girls to Assemble at Your Place
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, we found some awesome cocktail recipes that will get you guys super wasted. That’s right, we’re talking about Avengers themed cocktails.
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Guy Drills Magnets into His Wrist to Mount his iPod Nano
Apple fanboys and fangirls have been known to do some pretty crazy things to support their favorite products.
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Beyonce Named ’2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman’
Beyoncé, perhaps you’ve heard of her, has been dubbed “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine.
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Megan Fox Is Preggers, Mourn With Her Sexiest Pics
According to Radar Online, Megan Fox is expecting her first child. Fox has played stepmother to Brian Austin Green’s 10-year-old son since 2010, so she’s got some experience under her beautiful belt. Sources say she’s been trying to procreate for a while now. It’s not like she hasn’t received enough offers.
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Can You Guess Which Of These People Watches Porn?
Jimmy Kimmel played a little game with his audience on his show Monday night (3/19). He showed a video of people answering the question, “Do you watch porn?” and audience members had to guess based on how they look. The results were HILARIOUS.