For whatever reason, this week my sleep has been riddled with nightmares. Super scary, I feel like crawling into my parents’ bed kind of terrifying. So, while I was sweating it out in the middle of the night, too scared to go back to sleep, I began to wonder: what must babies and animals think when they have nightmares?
Now, I don’t have an actual baby, so I’ve never experienced a baby having a nightmare. But I do have my “babies” – animals – one of which has frequent night terrors. Can you image what’s going through their minds?
If you’re a foodie – or a beerie – it’s one of the best times to be in Buffalo. The Taste of Buffalo, while packed with hot, sweaty, hungry Buffalonians, is still the place to be this weekend. Food stands as far as the eye can see, each offering their own delicious mini menu of yummy goodness, gives you an excuse to be a glutton. You can counteract all the calories you’re gorging on with the constant stream of sweat, copious amounts of walking and crowd fighting you have to endure. (Tip: pushing your way to the front of the line burns more calories than waiting patiently.)
So, Shia LaBeouf is telling the world that he and Megan Fox did you-know-what during the filming of Transformers.
Megan, you’re hot. Like super smoking hot. And Shia, well, not only are you less fortunate, you seem like a super huge d-bag, too. There’s a reason your nerdy type was cast as the lead and super sexy Josh Duhamel plays a supporting role. Because you, indeed, fit the nerdy character.
Today is Father’s Day! And in honor of all fathers out there, I’d like to share a list I’ve made. Similar to my Mother’s Day “Dumb Things Moms Say,” here are some doozies I’ve heard from various dads over my lifetime:
- I used to walk up hill – in the snow – both ways – to and from school
If you don’t know me by now, let me assure you that I will never – ever – cheer for a team from New England. Actually, I hope every team has a big goose egg in the “W” column for the entire season. So, obviously when I was watching the Stanley Cup Final, I was cheering for Vancouver all the way. (Sidebar: I probably would’ve been anyway, since I utterly despise any team in the East who’s not the Sabres.)
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