In case you didn’t know, today’s Mother’s Day. So while we’re all singing their praises – or at least faking it – I’d like to celebrate by sharing some of the dumbest things I’ve heard from mothers. (Don’t worry mom, these aren’t all from you…just most of them.)
Last week, I attended my third Bandits game of the season – an 11-10 win over Boston. It was a nail-biter towards the end, but the Bandits prevailed. However my excitement for the Bandits was replaced with complete awe. Not at the players, but at the fans. It’s like a totally different breed of people.
In the spirit of the season, my employer decided to host an egg-coloring contest on Friday. I was ecstatic, to say the least, since my parents only let us color eggs a handful of times. (We were “too messy.” Hello? We were kids! But I’ll save this part for my therapist. ) Little did I know that I was about to be schooled in the art of egg coloring.
There are a few companies going out of business around Western New York, in case you haven’t noticed. At least one of such companies has been around for years. It’s sad. It’s never a good thing when this happens. But, from what I see, I guess I can understand why they’re going under – they spend their money on dumb things.
A fast food chain recently announced that you can get pancakes any time of day now. And I’m sure many of you have been to restaurants that serve breakfast all day long, too. I’m sure you also know some people who are excited by this. I’m not one of them.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year – playoff hockey has finally arrived! I may sound like a loser, but I live for this stuff. It controls my life and I have to schedule everything around it. (Just ask my mom, whose birthday is the night of Game 5. Sorry, mom!)
A story surfaced this week about a new website taking colleges by storm: eduhookups.com. Created by whom I assume is a video-gaming virgin at the University of Chicago, this site allows co-eds to search for, you guessed it, booty.
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