Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
No Bottle Opener? You’re Not Screwed
Ever tried to be all romantic while wooing a babe by bringing a bottle of wine somewhere, only to realize you didn't bring an opener? How embarrassing for you. Watch this video, and you won't end up in the ER next time. How are those cuts healing, by the way?
Kids are the Funniest Humans on Earth and This Tumblr is Proof
'David After the Dentist' recently broke 116 Million views on YouTube. This is pretty solid proof that little kids are a lot funnier than adults, and we've found the ultimate collection of kids being hilarious.
10 T-Shirts We Can’t Believe We Wore in the 90s
The 90s were a weird time for all of us, and especially for our wardrobes. While some of the fashions of our childhood seem to be making a comeback (Hammer pants, really? Again?) there are some things that we're really hoping be making a comeback any time soon. Her...
NHL Lockout Causes Couples to Lock in, Like in the Sexy Way
In America, we traditionally see a jump in the NLMI (National Love Makin' Index) anytime there's a big blizzard or some other kind of catastrophic weather event that keeps us locked indoors with people who we are attracted to. (Mark our words, in eight months we there will be a bunch of New York bab…
10 WTF Ad Campaigns
Welcome to WTF ad school, your 5-minute guide to creating and marketing a successful product. Let's begin.
Read Our 10 Step Guide to Dating Like a Rockstar
Our friends over at Loudwire, Ultimate Classic Rock and Diffuser put up posts a few days ago of the funniest guitar face photos, and they killed us. Even while making bizarre faces like these, though, rockstars still get hot babes, so we thought we might want to take a few notes from them on pi…
10 Steps to a Great WTF Halloween Couple Costume
Have you secured a Halloween date yet? If so, allow us to let you in on a little secret: Babes love two-part costumes. Bonnie and Clyde, Sid and Nancy, Johnny and June; they think it's super romantic, or whatever. You know what else they love? Vintage things. Check out these tips from the…
Check Out These Politician’s Quotes Turned Into Yelp Reviews
Politicians work really hard, and can work up quite an appetite! Since it's rare that they find time to sit down and review their culinary experiences on Yelp!, we thought we'd help them out. Check out these weird pictures of politicians eating, with some real quotes (in bold) that we turn…
Dancin’ Dave Wants to Teach the World to Dance (Obviously)
Not sure why you can't bag a babe? Dave knows why, and he wants to help.
Watch This Fake But Hilarious Campaign Video
What if real politicians were very open about their blunders?