Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Learning to Break a Lock With a Wrench Appeals to Your Inner Cat Burglar
Here's a trick that is no longer under lock and key.
Famished Funny Guys Order Whopper With 718 Pickles
It's a cheeseburger with extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra pickles.
House at 69 Cock Lane Is for Sale for Interested Perverts Everywhere
Someone is testicle-ing the housing market.
Which Are Sillier — Mock NFL Drafts or Projected NCAA Tournament Seeds? [POLL]
It's that time of year when the pundits come out to tell you what may happen.
‘Miserable Men’ Mall Shopping Is Your Instagram Spirit Animal
Like dining with the in-laws, watching Katherine Heigl movies and arguing over putting the toilet seat down, shopping with women is one of the necessary evils of a relationship.
NFL Combine’s ‘Attractive Mother’ Question Is Really, Really Weird
The NFL combine like a mixture of a job interview, reality show, athletic competition and psychiatrist's visit all wrapped up in one.
Study Reveals Millennials Don’t Eat Cereal for a Truly Unfathomable Reason [POLL]
To twist a phrase made popular by one Tony the Tiger, sales of breakfast cereal are not "grrreat."
This FedEx Truck Does Something You’d Never Dare Attempt
You're about to witness a FedEx-cellent parking job.
See Napping Dog Petrified of Loud Fart Because Gas Is Funny
Sometimes, you just got let sleeping dogs lie.
Guy Starving for Attention Changes Name to ‘Bacon Double Cheeseburger’
Something about this guy's new name is not quite kosher.