Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Naked Pill-Poppin’, Whiskey-Swiggin’, Heroin-Usin’ Woman Caught Going 100 Miles Per Hour
Every man has come across a woman who's just too wild for him. This is that woman.
Boy’s Ice Cream Brain Freeze Tantrum Will Melt Your Funny Bone
Brain freeze -- the chilled hazard of enjoying ice cream we all learn to cope with.
Israeli Soccer Match Features Bumbling Paramedics Dropping Player From Stretcher
The medical crew at this soccer match sure didn't achieve its goal.
Ferocious Dunk Ends With Unexpected Piggyback Ride
This jam is clearly head and shoulders above all others.
Man’s Awesomely Awesome Obituary Is How You’ll Want to Be Remembered
This guy can rest in peace while the rest of us laugh.
Check Out This Life Winner With a Skeleton Face Tattoo Mug Shot
If you're going to get a tattoo like this, you'd be wise to avoid getting into legal trouble.
Spotify Reveals the Perfect Playlist for Women in Labor
When welcoming a new life into the world, you need the essentials: a good doctor, patience, maybe an epidural...and a soundtrack that will keep your spirits up.
Hookers Offer Free Sex to Men Who Donate to Hillary Clinton’s Campaign
It's democracy in action.
Girl Has Safety Pin Trapped in Nose for 6 Agonizing Months
If you think socks that go missing are the most frustrating thing kids can lose, think again.
See How Famished You Are With This Pizza Night Light
Pizza is always a good idea, which means this is a great idea.