Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Enraged Drunk Doofus Has Painfully Unfortunate Run-In With Elevator Shaft
Unless you're Bruce Willis in the original "Die Hard," messing around with an elevator shaft should be strictly off-limits.
‘Vagina Beer’ Is Here to Quench All Your Carnal Desires
The worst alcoholic innovation since Zima has arrived.
#BananaPeelChallenge Is the Slip-Slidin’ Trend of the Moment
This silly fad may be the fruit of all evil.
Watermelon Experiment Ends With Pure Kitchen Destruction
Now that we've finally figured out how to make seedless watermelons, the fruit should no longer be involved in any type of study.
Trucks Carrying Beer and Chips Crash in Most Satisfying Accident Ever
If a truck carrying beer is heading along I-95 in Florida's Brevard County, when will it hit a truck carrying chips?
Boy’s First Motorcycle Ride Is a Colossal Pile of ‘Ouch’
This kid is Harley an expert on a motorcycle.
Dancing Little Leaguer Is Super Pumped to Be on Base
This Little Leaguer busted out the kind of moves you'd expect to see from a wide receiver scoring a touchdown.
Birds on a Mission to Eat Delightfully Stop Traffic
Hungry birds of a feather flock together.
Woman’s Priceless Reaction After Car Crash? ‘My Vagina!’
Car accidents can be traumatic. But they can also be hilarious.
What Would You Do With an Extra $100? [POLL]
It doesn't matter if you're a pauper or king of the universe -- we could all use money.