Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Amorous Couple Clueless Robbery Is Taking Place While They Make Out
These two only have eyes for each other.
Behold the Most Unvendingest Vending Machine Ever
One of life's little annoyances recently turned into a giant one for a poor hungry person.
Bride Gives Finger to New In-Laws Before Brawl at Super Classy Wedding
It's safe to say this woman's relationship with her in-laws is not good.
Pitcher’s Bonkers Barehanded Catch Is Play of the Year
You want the best play of the baseball season? No need to watch a Major League game because it happened in the high school ranks.
Man Stabs Brother With Fork During Fight…Over Pot Roast
This man didn't beat up his brother as much as he meat him up.
Cleveland Indians Are Selling a Froot Loops Hot Dog So We Can Die Happy
The food offered at Major League Baseball games is just plain loopy.
Hard-Charging Gorilla Smacks Into Window Trying to Attack Zoo Visitor
This is why humans should never get too close to the animals at the zoo.
We Dare You to Watch Doctors Remove 18 Toothbrushes From a Human Stomach and Not Get Gross…
This patient looked breath right in the eye.
Google, T-Mobile Lead the Best of 2016 April Fool’s Day Jokes
April Fool's Day has gone high-tech.
Deranged Girl Holds Knife to Boyfriend’s Throat in Loony Apology Video
He only went out with her because he figured he could get blade.