Chris Illuminati

Well, let’s see, it took George Clooney all of a couple weeks to get hooked up with another amazing specimen of a woman. Honestly we thought it would take less time. His newest fling is former wrestling superstar and ‘Dancing With The Stars’ contestant Stacy Keibler. George usually goes for the less…

These iPhone cases, made to look like the side of a human face, make it appear as if a person isn’t really talking on the telephone. They’re just, you know, hanging out with their hand up to their face doing who knows what. Kind of quirky.

This entire post will be about our crush Christina Hendricks but at no point will it mention her chest. That is a promise. There is so much more about her to love beside her giant, perfect, squeezable…let’s just move on.

Angola’s Leila Lopes was crowned Miss Universe 2011. Hooorrrayyyyyy, Angola! You’ve waited so long for your champion and here she is in all her splendor.

A day at the spa is supposed to be relaxing, but not for one Chinese man that had a beauty treatment go horribly wrong. Metro UK explains in graphic detail how one excited eel ended up in Zhang Nan’s bladder after taking the scenic route through his urethra.

Annie Ilonzeh is best known as Maya Ward on ‘General Hospital’ (according to people that watch ‘General Hospital’), but she has appeared on TV in ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ ‘Melrose Place’ and ‘Entourage&Clos…

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Maverick, Goose and the rest of the ‘fly boys’ will land back in movie theaters in 2012 when ‘Top Gun’ is re-released in 3D.

We’ve heard of basement beer brewing and home wine making but never experiments involving the creation of a bootleg vodka. Maybe because the whole process could be damn dangerous in the hands of amateurs.
The Daily Mail explains how an inventor in a South Wales village blew the roof o…

Normally a lawsuit involving a fast food chain and a patron has something to do with the food. In the case of Martin Kessman versus White Castle the main complaint by Mr. Kessman is that the restaurant’s booths aren’t big enough. Online Dish explains how his local Whi…

Take the greatest fighting video game of the ’90s and combine it with the greatest family sitcom of the ’90s and you’ve got ‘Full House Mortal Kombat.’