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Man Plotted To Kill Ex-Girlfriend Dressed As Bear
A New York man was willing to go to incredible lengths just to kill his ex-girlfriend. For his murder plot to work all he had to do was kill, skin and wear the skin of a bear. ABC News has all the “grizzly” details.
Clyde Gardner’s girlfriend had tossed him on the street again. He wanted revenge so he planned to “wear the bear hide and claws to attack his ex-girlfriend and kill her, leaving no tra
Woman Passes Love Note To Teen Via Burrito
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. That expression means that cooking will win a man’s affection. It doesn’t mean slip love notes into his food. Especially if he is a teen you’re accused of sexually assaulting.
iCub Crawling Robot Baby is Adorably Creepy [VIDEO]
What’s cuter than a baby? How about a robot baby? This video of the not-at-all-terrifying iCub crawling robot baby is both adorable and a reminder of humanity’s increasing obsolescence. Soon you will be our ruler, robot baby.
Botched Plastic Surgery Leaves Woman With ‘Uniboob’
Loch Ness. Big Foot. A thin Kirstie Alley. All myths with no concrete proof of their existence. Time to take a name off the list of things that people aren’t sure exist: The Uniboob. Oh it’s real and The Today Show has the story. Every cringe-worthy detail.
Woman Assaults Boyfriend For Not Having Sex
An Iowa woman was arrested for assaulting her boyfriend after he refused to have sex with her. The Press Citizen explains that Melissa Barbara Minarsich, 28, just needed a little sweet loving and wanted to make that incredibly clear to her boyfriend.
Facebook Needs The ‘Like’ Bra
During Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s “Look At This Awesome Thing We Did” talk at the F8 developer conference in San Francisco, he made sure to explain how much users are going to love the new Timeline feature that some people noticed a few days prior to the conference and kind of hated.
Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt
The basket of a bike is useful for transporting almost anything; school books, extra terrestrials, the head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope or even empty porn DVD cases. The Salina News Journal explains how 21-year-old Juan Aguirre almost pulled off the heist of the century. Kidding. He botched the robbery of a porn shop.
Serinda Swan — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Our Crush of the Day is Emmy red carpet stunner Serinda Swan. She can make any man do a double take, but, it’s her feet that seem to get much of the attention. Check out these Google search results.
Inside the Mind of the Guy in Line Renting a DVD
Wouldn’t it be fun to hear what other people are thinking? Not just friends and family but those random strangers that come in and out of our daily lives.
Man Arrested For Eating Raw Beef Off Walmart Shelf!
The hashtag #uknowuhungrywhen is currently trending on Twitter. The guy in this story was so hungry he didn’t have time to pay for, or even cook, his food.