As you probably already know, the world’s most annoying baby will be entering the world in approximately eight months. In case you DIDN’T already know, Kanye West made the announcement at his show via serenade for Kim Kardashian. A girl can only pray that someday she’s lucky enough to have a man appoint her as his baby mama in front of thousands of people through an AutoTuned jumble of words. So romantic!
No one really seems all that concerned about the world potentially ending tomorrow (December 21), which I guess isn't very surprising considering that doomsday hascriedwolfbefore. And when you think about it, we seem to be putting A-L-O-T-T-T of trust in a group of people that didn't even own iPhones. For all we know, when it came time for the Mayans to make the calendar for the New Year, maybe they were just like, “Screw it, man. We literally have had no meetings scheduled for like, 50 years, who cares what day it is!”
Single people are always getting a bad rap, and it's especially worse during the holidays. At one time or another, I'm sure we've all gotten that look of pity from a coworker, a friend, a grandma or a stranger when they find out that you're facing the holiday season without a significant other. Or, the word I prefer: ALONE.
According to Hollywoodlife, Lindsay Lohan can no longer afford to pay her rent. I normally don't feel sorry for celebrities, but this? This?! What's she supposed to do, find a place to live that costs less than $8,000 a month? Poor girl.
Whether you’re preparing for final exams, avoiding a trampling at the mall or a gearing up for an extended visit from the in-laws, the month of December can be grueling. Sure, there’s the holiday spirit or whatever, but somehow this time of year isn’t as fun as when you were a kid, when your biggest worries were cutting snowflakes out of construction paper and remembering to not lick telephone poles.
Who cares about who won the presidential election or what a “Benghazi” is -- this is AMERICA, so let's get to the important headlines! Like, say, Justin Bieber wearing overalls and a backwards hat to meet Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.
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