November 3, 2012 It seems like the minute someone gains an ounce of attention, a Blockbuster hit or a paycheck over $100K, they feel authorized to provide the rest of the world with their omniscient advice and thoughts on life. But just because some celeb who's been through rehab 85 times is dishing it out doesn't mean we have to take it. So, here are some celebs who might be worth listening to -- and some who probably aren't.
October 24, 2012 Halloween is the one time a year where you can put on a mask, throw away your inhibitions and be whoever you want to be.
October 23, 2012 Hi, my name is Alyssa, and I’m a horror movie snob.
Very few movies truly scare me, but a lot of them entertain me. For example, have you seen Cabin in the Woods? That movie was great. Sure, it was tacky and comical, but at least it was original and unique. But then there are completely bland, cliché movies, like Orphan, where you just want to be like, “Uh, maybe you shouldn't have adopted the CREEPIEST GIRL IN THE ROOM, who's dressed like she’s from the 1800s and painting disturbing pictures in the corner all by herself.”
But even though I’m a snob, I can appreciate and respect that not everyone has the same taste as me (that’s soooo big of me, right?!). So, I've created a guide to help you choose what horror movie is best for you this Halloween.
October 13, 2012 Last week we found out that bull testicle beer is actually a real thing. So, being the one-uppers we are here at Jack FM, we just had to see if we could find foods and beverages that sound even MORE disgusting than bull testicle beer. And guess what? We did.
October 11, 2012 A somewhat recent video to make its way around the Internet was a marriage proposal from a man who thought it might be funny to fake an imminent plane crash before popping the question. The commercial pilot, Ryan Thompson, told his girlfriend that the plane was experiencing trouble and asked her to read the emergency instruction manual. Long story short, he ended up popping the question just as his fiancée-to-be started to see her life flash before her eyes.
October 8, 2012 From first time I watched Tim Burton's eerie, melancholic classic, Edward Scissorhands, I found Johnny Depp’s character frightening, creepy, strange...and super sexy.
October 5, 2012 Meet Tardar Sauce, the latest explosion of adorableness on the Internet. She goes by “Tard” and will brighten your day even if her mood may not have that intention (although if you named me Tard, I wouldn't be smiling either). If you haven't seen her yet, don't worry; someone has started a meme, so there will inevitably be much more to come.
September 28, 2012 Stepping into a good ol’ fashioned Oktoberfest and staring at the long list of German beer names that you may only be capable of pronouncing in the middle of a sneeze can be a bit intimidating. So here’s a helpful guide of excellent fall beers to be on the lookout for this season.
September 26, 2012 You’ll never believe this, but the media is accusing yet another female celebrity of not having the perfect body. This time the culprit is Lady Gaga, who allegedly gained 25-30 pounds (*gasp!* *judgmental eyebrow-raising*) in the last several months.
September 24, 2012 Well, another one of my favorite childhood actors is officially a hot mess. Amanda Bynes, star of 'The Amanda Show,' has not had the best year. After being slapped with a DUI and accused of three hit-and-runs earlier this year, she was just recently caught driving illegally while lighting up what appeared to be a marijuana pipe. The media is now saying that she may be suffering from mental illness. (Ya think? I assumed so before I even knew she was talking to inanimate objects.)
September 20, 2012 Some people are born to sing. Others are born to dance. And others are born to win 220,000 stuffed animals.
September 17, 2012 By now most of us know that Paul Ryan, the GOP's vice presidential candidate, cuts fat like he wants to cut government spending. We know that his abs are as tight and narrow as his views on women’s rights. Some of us even have a hard time remembering if he’s running for office or the cover of GQ.
