Whoever is responsible for inventing the Conversation Heart had the right idea of less being more. Personally, I think the more we can communicate to our loved ones via candy, the better. Why waste a beautiful moment stuttering and stumbling over your words when you can simply slide a tiny, edible heart across the table to sum up everything you want to say?

What if there was a Conversation Heart for everything? Instead of having that awkward breakup conversation or telling your boss you're quitting in person, you can just send a piece of candy to do the job for you.

That's why I've created some candy hearts for multiple scenarios. Unfortunately, you can't download these as an edible entity, but you CAN make them yourself to say whatever you want (if you really want to).

When You Want to Break Up With Someone:

Theresa Thompson/Flickr, edited by Alyssa Kramer

When You Want to Hit on Someone:

Theresa Thompson/Flickr, edited by Alyssa Kramer

When Your Parents Try to Talk to You About Moving Out:

Theresa Thompson/Flickr, edited by Alyssa Kramer

When You Need to Deal With Coworkers:

Theresa Thompson/Flickr, edited by Alyssa Kramer

When You're Dealing With Traffic:

Theresa Thompson/Flickr, edited by Alyssa Kramer

Happy Valentine's Day, everyone!